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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit their job?","punchline":"They didn't get arrays.","id":437}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}

{"type":"general","setup":"What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?","punchline":"They will give you a piece of your mind.","id":237}

{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}

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