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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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The Fourche Mountain salamander is a species of salamander in the family Plethodontidae endemic to the Ouachita Mountains in the central United States. Its natural habitat is temperate forests and it is threatened by habitat loss.
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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Hate Your Friends is the debut album of the American alternative rock band The Lemonheads. Produced and released on Boston-based indie label Taang Records and licensed for simultaneous release to several other labels worldwide, the album showcases the band's early sound and punk roots. Hate Your Friends is also one of only three albums to feature the Lemonheads' original lineup with Evan Dando, Ben Deily and Jesse Peretz.
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