{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?","punchline":"I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...","id":239}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees have sticky hair?","punchline":"Because they use honey combs!","id":342}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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