Jeff Guess is an Australian poet based in Adelaide, South Australia. He has published many poetry compilations, as well as educational books on poetry instruction and multiple poetry anthologies.
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{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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TGH Brooksville is a non-profit hospital in Brooksville, Florida, United States owned by Tampa General Hospital. It was purchased from Community Health Systems in July 2023.
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