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\"The Train\" is the fifth and final single to be released from OutKast's sixth studio album, Idlewild. The song features Scar and Sleepy Brown on guest vocals. The single was released in December 2006, and was the last official single to be released by Outkast.

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The governor of the National Bank of Romania is the head of the National Bank of Romania, being also the president of the Council of Administration of the Bank. The governor is named at the same time as the Council of Administration by the Parliament in a joint session of the Senate and the Chamber of Deputies for a five-year term.

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