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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}

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